A torrential rainstorm was knocking down power lines all over town.
That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was
dispatching repairmen right and left.

When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was
told, "I'm at Post Office Box 99."

The weary lineman replied, "Ma'am, I'll be coming to you in a truck,
not an envelope."