A "Blonde" situation

[Allan at Wallan]

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to
a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The
bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke Sir, you should know five things".

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrester.

"Now think about it very seriously mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

[A Duke]

I bet the nurse and the doctor were also blond and female, when he woke up in hospital.