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    Default mum meets the bride to be

    A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry". The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma.guess which one I'm going to marry."

    She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

    "That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?"

    Ma replies "I don't like her."
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    If mum doesnt like her It wont last - would be easier to just give her the house now
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