Recieved this today and thought it may give you a smile


You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or
female, for example :

1. Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in,
butyou can see right through them.

2. Photocopiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
takesa while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
device ifthe right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong
buttonsare pushed.

3. Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere,
youhave to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air
part..

5. Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.

6. Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on.

7. Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick
people up.

8. Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
thebottom.

9. Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but handy to have around.

10. The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male
but consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, andwhile he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying.

Rgds