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11th March 2006, 08:49 PM #1
Investment advice
Subject: Investing in your retirement
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
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11th March 2006, 09:39 PM #2GOLD MEMBER
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And if you'd put the money in the bank and paid the tax, you'd have nearly all of it left...
Beer will get dearer in your retirement, bet the government won't buy it for you.
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11th March 2006, 09:56 PM #3
Like my mother used to say “you ate it and it is yours” . In your case “you drank it and it is yours”
My mother is a wise woman.Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
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11th March 2006, 11:48 PM #4Originally Posted by GruntWhatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)
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