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3rd March 2014, 08:06 PM #1
Is it a new joke or and old joke recycled, i'm not getting excited over it.
Paddy texts his wife...
“Mary, I’m just having one more pint with the lads.
If I’m not home in 20 minutes, read this message again.”Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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Updated 26 April 2010
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3rd March 2014, 08:33 PM #2Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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3rd March 2014, 08:48 PM #3
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In an interview, Benny Hill mentioned that there were approximately 3,000 jokes in total, pretty much, he knew them all.
Most often a new joke is a revised version of an existing joke, about a quarter way through a joke, Benny pretty much knew the joke, he really only wished (generally) to see how the delivery of said joke was carried out, as that was where the difference between a real joke teller and a normal joke teller lay.
I liked your joke by the way.
Mick.
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4th March 2014, 07:46 AM #4
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There must be more than 3000 jokes. Just think of a subject eg Taxi drivers. There are 4 on the Open Slather Forum here and add to that some clean ones. You could go to the dictionary, go through the words and pick jokes for each word.
I preferred the Two Ronnies I must admit.
CP
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4th March 2014, 08:55 AM #5
When I was young I loved to watch George Burns and Gracie Allen, they had impeccable timing.
As I got a bit older it was Tommy Cooper,I saw him live once. The theatre was packed when he walked on stage and within seconds he had everyone laughing without saying anythingCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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Updated 26 April 2010
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4th March 2014, 06:32 PM #6
- Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
- I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
- Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
- A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
- A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'. - A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.
The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'. - I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
- Slept like a log last night ........ woke up in the fireplace.
- Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
- Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one would have seen it.
- I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite. - I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. - I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for 'flu.
So I went, and I got it.' - See more funny doctor jokes
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
- Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
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