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  1. #1
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    Default This is not a joke about Zed

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a

    little lizard walks past and looks up and says to the

    monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

    The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have

    some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to

    the monkey and they have a few joints.

    After a while the little lizard says his mouth is

    'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

    The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far

    over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this

    and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to

    the side, then asks the little lizard, "whats the

    matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the

    crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the

    monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into

    the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks

    into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is

    sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says

    "hey you!"

    The Monkey looks down and says "faaaaarrrrk

    dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
    Boring signature time again!

  2. #2
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    Wink

    obviously not a bridal joint .



    rick


    ( sometimes i'm a bit slow )

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