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    Default Santa's Bad Day

    One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready
    for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his
    elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast
    as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being
    behind schedule.

    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
    stressed Santa even more.

    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
    knows where. More stress.

    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
    toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a
    shot of rum.
    When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden
    the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
    accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of
    little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and
    found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the
    doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the
    door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
    The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
    lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
    to stick it?"

    Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
    tree.

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    An oldie (but a goodie) that needs re-telling every year
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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