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    Default Blood transfusion

    An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery and as a
    precaution they needed to store some of his rare type blood.

    Luckily a Scotsman was located and willingly donated some of
    his blood which was not required. After the surgery the Arab sent
    him a new car, a box of diamonds and a wad of money in appreciation.

    However a month later the Arab Sheik took ill and had to undergo
    further surgery. Again the Scotsman donated blood and it was
    used in a transfusion.

    The Sheik sent him a "Thank you" card and a Cherry Ripe chocolate
    which shocked the Scotsman.

    The Scotsman phoned the Sheik and said, "You were not so
    generous on the second occasion".

    The Sheik replied, "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood
    in ma veins".


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    I knew a scotsman who was so mean, he put his wallpaper up with drawing pins so he could take the wallpaper with him if he moved house.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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