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Thread: Barry and Allan again
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19th April 2010, 09:25 PM #1
Barry and Allan again
Barry and Allan had filled a cart with timber and were driving it out of a field onto a narrow road in Wallan and into the path of an oncoming speeding car. The car driver jammed on his brakes just in time and swerved into the field they had just left. "Thank the Lord," said Allan to Barry. "We only just got out of that field in time."
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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19th April 2010, 09:27 PM #2
This commonly called putting the cart before the horsepower
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20th April 2010, 11:01 AM #3
I heard their car stalled and the rest of the story goes...
One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home .'
'I know, me too, but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'
One of them being a retired bus driver said.
'We could steal a bus from the depot.
They arrive at the nearby bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other
keeps a look-out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing?
Have you not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.Have a good one
Keith
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20th April 2010, 04:15 PM #4
ha ha ha ha
Mick
avantguardian
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20th April 2010, 08:26 PM #5
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