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  1. 12th June 2005, 09:26 PM #1
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    Default Rain is like Women

    A couple of frogs just knocked at my front door wanting to borrow my scuba gear!..A you guys over east getting a drop yet?.

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    Squizzy, Squizzy, Squizzy

    I doesnt rain over this side of the country.

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    Have a look see.


    http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDE00902.loop.shtml

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    Quote Originally Posted by vsquizz
    A couple of frogs just knocked at my front door wanting to borrow my scuba gear!.
    I didn't know Greenpeace were visiting Perth?
    :confused: :confused: :confused:

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    Quote Originally Posted by bitingmidge
    I didn't know Greenpeace were visiting Perth?
    :confused: :confused: :confused:

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    ROFL

    One of them was talking about "ze bombe". I said what type of Bomb and they said "Ze explouding tipe you foole"

    Sorry its Sunday but its been raining for days here, don't know the actual figures but Perth had June's average by the 10th. Its great weather for earthmoving, landscaping and demolition . Like I said..its like women.

    I see a few showers around Victor Harbour in South Oz.

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    Got a couple of hours of mizzle yesterday. Whoopdeebloodydo

    Glad to here your copping it over there. From what I've heard you really needed it too.

    If you're finished with it, just send it this way o.k. ?
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    Well, the kikuyu in my back lawn danced with glee yesterday. This evening, it's thrown up it's shoots in disgust. It's gotta be hard when the kikuyu's finding it hard.

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    Speaking of the weather - you know it's windy when your chook lays the same egg three times

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    What's this rain thing you're talking about?
    Is there anything easier done than said?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanP
    What's this rain thing you're talking about?
    It's a colloquial term for all the paperwork the boss shoves on your desk every monday.

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    Rain is like Women
    They are both wet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    They are both wet?
    In that case, the 'rain' around my place needs a good lubricant ... preferably water based.

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    Women...you can't live with them...you can't live without....
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    I'll bet flea is out of keyboard range
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    Quote Originally Posted by vsquizz
    Women...you can't live with them...you can't throw rocks at them....
    Boring signature time again!
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