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Thread: The Mother-In-Law
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21st January 2004, 02:21 PM #1
The Mother-In-Law
I'm sure some of you would do this....
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a Man here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."To err is human, to really stuff up requires a computer!
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21st January 2004, 08:57 PM #2
I didn't give my mother in law a present for christmas this year, she still has not plugged in the CHAIR I gave her last year.
Kev