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  1. 17th September 2012, 05:22 PM #1
    Tools4Me
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    Default Where's me fingers!?

    So, I was checking out my favourite online auction site recently when I spied a desireable piece of machinery. I contacted the seller and got the following response.

    Me: " Is the machine complete (no blade guard in the photos) and fully operational?"
    Him: "    Yes"
    Me: "Why are you selling it?"
    Him: "I lost two fingers on this machine."

    Oh dear...
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  2. 17th September 2012, 06:52 PM #2
    Scott
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    Let me guess, he wasn't using the blade guard?
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  3. 19th September 2012, 03:33 PM #3
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    Seems the machine had a problem but
    he couldn't put a finger on it, well not
    after his accident.

    Allan
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