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Thread: Brickie has a shave
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23rd April 2008, 02:53 PM #1
Brickie has a shave
Brickie enters Alans barber shop in Wallan for a shave. While Alan the barber is foaming him up, Brickie mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"No problem ... I have just the thing," says Alan taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "... Just place this between your cheek and gum."
Brickie places the ball in his mouth, and Alan proceeds with the closest shave Brickie had ever experienced. He moves the ball, with some dexterity, between each of his cheeks as he follows the Alan's razor.
As Alan the barber comes to the last few strokes, Brickie asks in garbled speech. "What if I swallow the ball?"
"No problem," says Alan. "... Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does !
P.S.
Barry, who was waiting his turn for a shave, made an excuse and left the shop.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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23rd April 2008, 03:38 PM #2
I wonder if John will have a close shave if Brickie reads this
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23rd April 2008, 04:36 PM #3
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Wot, no blood?
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24th April 2008, 12:56 PM #4
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25th April 2008, 06:34 PM #5
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What you mean 'you guys' white man?
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26th April 2008, 12:05 AM #6
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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actually a good jokeS T I R L O
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