great come back

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A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.


A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."


He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

[artme]

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