Wheelinrounds dilemma

[munruben]

Ray (Wheelinround) went shopping a couple of weeks ago at the local supermarket and bought 4 toilet brushes.
He rang me yesterday and told me he has decided to go back to using toilet paper.

[AUSSIE]

WHAT! -Has Wheely got thin skin or something?The brushes work OK for me

[wheelinround]

Your right John I was feeling a bit daggy for a few days but I decided to wipe away my sorrows instead.

[Allan at Wallan]

Bummer.

Allan

[munruben]

WHAT! -Has Wheely got thin skin or something?The brushes work OK for me

You mean you stopped using 80 grit paper Ross.

[Calm]

You mean you stopped using 80 grit paper Ross.

What do others do with their worn out paper i thought everyone used it in the loo - just like old phone books in years gone by.

[wheelinround]

What do others do with their worn out paper i thought everyone used it in the loo - just like old phone books in years gone by.

Ink comes of phone books so easy so this why they now you as old black a**

[wheelinround]

As for worn out toilet paper I never never never re-use it

[munruben]

As for worn out toilet paper I never never never re-use it

But in the interest of economy, always use both sides of the paper.

[Rodgera]

Back in the good old days of the Army.
We were given three sheet of loo paper in each ration pack.
One to wash, one to wipe and one to polish.

[K_S]

Indian Toilet Paper

The Indian that needed toilet paper.

There's this Indian that needs toilet paper and goes into the trading post to get some.

Indian: Me need toilet paper.

Clerk: Well, we carry three brands, White Cloud, Charmin and the no-name brand. What roll would you like?

Indian: White Cloud sound like Indian name, me take roll of White Cloud.

Clerk: White cloud sells for $2.00 a roll. That will be $2.00 chief.

Indian: $2.00 too much, me don't have much money. How much Charmin toilet paper?

Clerk: Charmin is $1.00 a roll.

Indian: That still too much. How much is no-name toilet paper?

Clerk: 25 cents a roll.

Indian: Me take roll no-name toilet paper.

So the Indian takes the toilet paper back to his teepee uses it and goes back to the trading post.

Indian: Me have name for no-name toilet paper.

Clerk: And what would that be?

Indian: Me call it "John Wayne" toilet paper.

Clerk: "John Wayne" toilet paper, why do you call it that name?

Indian: Because it rough, it tough and takes no #### off Indian.

[Christos]

I got into this late but really it is just toilet humour.

[The Bleeder]

I got into this late but really it is just toilet humour.

I think it should be flushed away.

[wheelinround]

I think it should be flushed away.

With a name like The Bleeder it points to hemariods

[The Bleeder]

Touche but no