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27th January 2008, 09:09 AM #1
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Arthur's Golf
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad that once I've hit the ball I cannot see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try?"
"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!"
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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27th January 2008, 09:29 AM #2
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Sad but probably very close to the truth in some instances.
Regards Mike
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27th January 2008, 10:19 AM #3
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Originally Posted by MICKYG
Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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