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  1. #1
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    Default Alan from Wallan and his wife

    Seems Alan has been in horespital, got sick of his own jokes

    Hope your on the mend Alan

    Alan and his wife came in to see the doctor because the old man just wasn't feeling well.
    When they went into the doctors office and told him their complaints, the doctor said, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample."

    The old man, who was very deaf turned to his wife and said, "what did he say?"

    The old woman looked at him, looked at the doctor and yelled, "He said he needs your underwear!

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    Cheers Rum Pig

    It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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    Naughty boy Ray
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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