Silly Silly Lines !!

[Shrek3]

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.

Instead of a beer belly, I would like "beer biceps".

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

[wheelinround]

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand. So G W Bush understands what exactly??

Instead of a beer belly, I would like "beer biceps".

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." This applies to many Members of this forum of which I am one.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life. There is life

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not a nice person. Unless your a politician one Federal one State.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. Poor he's not crazy surley

Good one Shrek

[RETIRED]

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. Poor he's not crazy surley

Don't bank on it.

[corbs]

Who's he calling shirly

[Shrek3]

* If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

* A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

* The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top.

* When I was born I was so surprised, I couldn't talk for a year and a half.

* Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

* I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting to get into the bathroom.

* Only drug dealers and software companies call their customers 'users'.

* Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.

* Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.



* I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.