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  1. 19th August 2011, 06:14 PM #1
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    Default Drinkin' n' drivin'

    As you know some people have brushes with the law
    concerning too much to drink and being behind the wheel of a car.

    The other night I was out for dinner and had too many drinks,
    was well over the limit, and did something I have never
    done before. I took a bus home.

    I arrived home safely which was a real surprise considering
    I have never driven a bus before.

    Allan


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    I have never had an alcoholic drink in my life and I have driven
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    Note: Wheelin (Ray) will jump at me on this one as he knows
    I have never had an alcoholic drink in my life and I have driven
    buses.
    Well your right about the driving part but the bottle stack out the back of your place has me worried Allan.

    What amazes me Allan is that passengers actually paid to go with you
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Well your right about the driving part but the bottle stack out the back of your place has me worried Allan.

    What amazes me Allan is that passengers actually paid to go with you

    Steady up mate ... someone might believe some of that

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    I'm sorry Allan, i never realised that you and woodwould were a couple

    https://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/maturity-138074/
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    I'm sorry Allan, i never realised that you and woodwould were a couple

    https://www.woodworkforums.com/f17/maturity-138074/
    My apologies to Woodwould .... memory must be failing
    as it was only last month.

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