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    Default Cyanide

    A woman walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
    The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
    The woman then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
    The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy”, I can’t give you
    cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license, and
    they’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
    Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!”
    Then the woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacists wife.
    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Thats different I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Good one John

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    John, that one is nearly as old as you, but it is good to see it again
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Did we just hit another time warp?
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Unless he’s trying to make a point, I think he’s tripping out in a 'Groundhog Day' time warp here.

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