A abalone diver is swimming along the surafce of the ocean when all of the sudden he sees a shark in the water before him. Without time to think of what to do he starts swimming towards his boat.

As he looks back he sees the shark go underneath him at great speed and then it turns and headed towards him. His boat is a fair way off still and he starts swimming like crazy.

Relaising he's not covering as much turf as the shark he's scared to death, and as
he turns his head he see the jaws of the great white open, near passing out he screams, "Oh God! Save me!"

In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above.
The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Confused, scared and knowing he can't lie to God the bloke replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"

The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.

As the bloke looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.

Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes, bows its head and says, "Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."