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3rd April 2014, 09:15 AM #1
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Cosmetics
SWMBO bought a new line of expensive
cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years
younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the
mirror applying the "miracle" products, she
asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would
you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, I replied,
"Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair,
eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" I interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd April 2014, 10:12 AM #2
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If you want to survive I suggest you average them rather than add them.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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