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    Rules for hunting lawyers

    Washington state attorney season and bag limits

    1300.01 GENERAL

    1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

    2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

    3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

    4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

    5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

    6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

    7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

    8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

    9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

    10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

    11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

    BAG LIMITS

    1.Yellow Bellied Sidewinder2
    2.Two-faced Tort Feasor3
    3.Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator5
    4.Big-mouthed Pub Gut2
    5.Honest AttorneyEXTINCT
    6.Cut-throat2
    7.Back-stabbing Whiner2
    8.Brown-nosed Judge Kisser2
    9.Silver-tongued Drug Defender$100 bounty
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    I'd have thought first law would be to make sure the gun is loaded. But maybe they don't use guns in the US.
    I make things, I just take a long time.

    www.brandhouse.net.au

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    Seeing that the hunting of lawyers is not a politically incorrect subject: -

    Q. What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm

    A. At least the sperm has at least a one in a hundred million of turning into a real human being.

    The same may be said about car salesmen and real estate agents

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