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  1. 17th July 2014, 07:34 PM #1
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    After 30 years of marriage, Jim the Plumber left his wife Florence.
    The note on the table simply read "It's over Flo !"
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    Have you been tapping into Rodgera's joke book....?
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    No, he's just been catching the drips.
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    He's just going with the flow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyle View Post
    He's just going with the flow...

    and flushed with success
    Cheers Fred



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    You sure his name was Jim, I would have thought 'Clancy had got Over Flo'
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    and flushed with success
    Well his face was flushed -

    - but his broad shoulders saved the rest of him
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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    I'm feeling drained after all these posts, it has sent me round the bend and IO no one an apology so will cap it off now before I faucet too far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rwbuild View Post
    I'm feeling drained after all these posts, it has sent me round the bend and IO no one an apology so will cap it off now before I faucet too far.
    Too many puns in the one post is enough to carp anyone off
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    You blokes are clean round the bend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    You blokes are clean round the bend.
    not yet, but i have that SINKing feeling
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    You blokes are clean round the bend.
    Yes a life member of the Harpic Club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    After 30 years of marriage, Jim the Plumber left his wife Florence.
    The note on the table simply read "It's over Flo !"

    And Flo replied, "Water ya mean"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    And Flo replied, "Water ya mean"?
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    A bit of plumbing humour is OK as long as you don't force it...
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