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    Default Sneezes

    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the
    first-class section of a jet liner. The woman sneezed, took

    out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered
    for ten or fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered
    quite violently once more.

    Assuming the woman might have a cold, the man was
    still curious about the shuddering.

    A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
    As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman,
    and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, then shuddered violently. Are you okay?"


    "Sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied. "I have a very rare
    medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I've never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking
    anything for it?"

    "Yes," the woman nodded. "Pepper."
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