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    Default Department of Lowered Expectations

    During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite to eat.

    I walked into a local pizza place and the first thing I noticed was a
    sign on the wall advising:

    "Price. Quality. Service. Pick Any Two."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Excellent

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    Sounds a bit like the warranty that I give on my welded products, 1-2, once it leaves my place, too bad!!!!!
    Kryn

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    Plumber friend had an "out of sight warranty"

    once he was out of sight ...
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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