Serious Accident

[woodcutta]

The woodworker was using his new saw and had a
bad accident - cut off all his fingers.

Went to the nearest hospital emergency room and
was referred to a hospital in Sydney.

When he arrived the doctor had great news for him -There
was a convention in town of world famous micro-surgeons
who were 100% sure they could re-attach his fingers.

They rushed him to surgery and asked him where his fingers
were. They are at home he replied.

The doctor asked why he didnt bring them with him.

His reply - I couldn't pick them up

[Bluegum]

hahahahhaha very funny.