John and Barry were passing a chemist's shop
when they saw a bottle of "Youth Restorer"
displayed in the window.
They enquired within where the chemist told
them it would make them feel like a baby again.
Barry took a swig and within five minutes said
to John, "I feel just like a baby again".
John answered, "Why is that?"
Barry said, "cos I just wet my pants".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.