The Cabbie & The Nun

[Baz]

>>A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
>>the VERY
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>>Handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he
>>is staring.
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>>He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
>>offend you"
>>
>>She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
>>am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
>>and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
>>could say or ask that I would find offensive."
>>
>>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>>
>>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: ..1, you
>>have to be single and ..2, you must be Catholic."
>>
>>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
>>Catholic!"
>>
>>"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>>
>>The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
>>blush.
>>
>>But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>>"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
>>
>>"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
>>and I'm Jewish."
>>
>>The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
>>Halloween party.

[ss_11000]

that is shocking

[Auld Bassoon]

Shoot that man, right now!

[outback]

Chuckle Chuckle, your'e a bad man Baz.