Robin (related to the parrot)

[Iain]

As I awoke this morning
as all sweet things are born
a robin perched upon my sill
to thrill this happy morn

He was so sweet and frail
and sweetly did he sing
thoughts of joy and happiness
into my heart did spring

I smiled so sweetly to myself
as I paused beside my bed
and slowly brought the window down
and crushed it's bloody head.

[John Saxton]

And my missus reckons I got a warped sense of humour.
Does the RSPCA have your number?

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Johnno