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18th September 2010, 01:16 PM #1
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Sheep for Sale
Call to the local newspaper's classified editor:
"I have a complaint about an ad I placed."
"I'm so sorry, sir. What was the problem?"
"You'd think a newspaper in a rural community like
this one would have people on staff who had spent
some time on a farm. What I said was 'ewes'.
E-W-E-S."
"Pardon?"
"Ewes. It makes a difference to some people."
"I don't follow."
"The ad in the paper read: "Sheep for sale - USED."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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18th September 2010, 05:10 PM #2
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You could have "rammed" the complaint home.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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18th September 2010, 05:54 PM #3
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