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    Default Out of the mouths of babes

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the groom wearing black?"
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    Thanks Fred
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    just shows that you have to be careful with what you say ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother,
    snip
    "So why is the groom wearing black?"
    her dad replied, "He's wearing black because that colour makes the bride's dress look better in the photos"
    regards from Alberta, Canada

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    One to remember in the shed:

    Out of the mouths of babes come forth those words we should have been more careful about saying in the first place.
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    He's wearing black because his wife told him to, setting up the pattern for the rest of his life...
    I'm just a startled bunny in the headlights of life. L.J. Young.
    We live in a free country. We have freedom of choice. You can choose to agree with me, or you can choose to be wrong.
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    I'm surprised by all this comment.

    The way I heard it, the bride wears white because all the household appliances are white

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    Quote Originally Posted by sandiethelandie View Post
    I'm surprised by all this comment.

    The way I heard it, the bride wears white because all the household appliances are white
    That's what I heard
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    That's what I heard
    It's always some other bloke with an excess of testosterone who says these things.

    But we happily quote him without actually saying it ourselves
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    Quote Originally Posted by bookend View Post
    It's always some other bloke with an excess of testosterone who says these things.

    But we happily quote him without actually saying it ourselves

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