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Thread: Blood transfusion
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8th February 2012, 04:45 PM #1
Blood transfusion
An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery and as a
precaution they needed to store some of his rare type blood.
Luckily a Scotsman was located and willingly donated some of
his blood which was not required. After the surgery the Arab sent
him a new car, a box of diamonds and a wad of money in appreciation.
However a month later the Arab Sheik took ill and had to undergo
further surgery. Again the Scotsman donated blood and it was
used in a transfusion.
The Sheik sent him a "Thank you" card and a Cherry Ripe chocolate
which shocked the Scotsman.
The Scotsman phoned the Sheik and said, "You were not so
generous on the second occasion".
The Sheik replied, "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood
in ma veins".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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8th February 2012, 06:53 PM #2
I knew a scotsman who was so mean, he put his wallpaper up with drawing pins so he could take the wallpaper with him if he moved house.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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