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Thread: Two Poms
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31st December 2007, 11:18 AM #1
Two Poms
Two Pom's are sitting down for a break in their about-to-be-opened new store
As yet, the store isn't ready although the shelving is all in place.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in an Aussie accent asks, "What're yer sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, "We're selling assholes here, friend."
Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, " You must have had a good day, you've only got two left ! "
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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Updated 26 April 2010
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1st January 2008, 05:51 PM #2
Good one
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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