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  1. #1
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    Thumbs up Caddy Advice

    Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident
    golfer said to his caddy, "Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me."

    The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it
    safe and hit a four-iron then a wedge. The golfer was insulted and
    proceeded to scream and yell at the caddy on the tee telling him that
    he was a better golfer than that and how dare the caddy under
    estimate his game.

    So, giving in, the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood he had
    asked for. He proceeded to top the ball and watched as it rolled
    about fifteen yards off the front of the tee.

    Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said, "And now for
    one long putt..." :eek: :eek:
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    And the crusty old caddy at St Andrews with a gentleman hacking the ground to pieces 'Caddy, should I replace the divots?' 'Nae, jus take them awa home with ye and practice yer puttin'.
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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