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    Default Don't feel like it tonite....

    "No honey, I don't feel like it tonight...." This was written by a
    guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humour!

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
    so much. And I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
    Why do men think with their heads and women with their hearts?

    FOR EXAMPLE:

    One evening a few days ago, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
    The passion started to heat up, and she eventually said, "I don't feel
    like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was
    that?!" So she said those words that every boyfriend on the planet
    dreads to hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough,
    for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
    for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to
    sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off from work to
    spend time with her. We went out for lunch and then we went shopping
    at a big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
    different, VERY expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
    take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
    compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
    outfit." We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out
    a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
    must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
    think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis racket when
    she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
    was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
    Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
    all dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
    feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
    "WHAT?"

    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
    You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
    me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had
    this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just
    love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not making love tonight either...

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    Dead man walkin' . . .

  3. #3
    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    lol. funniest story i've heard in a long time.
    S T I R L O

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    Thumbs up

    YESSS points from me ... even if it set him back many many brownie points.
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    When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way--before one began.

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