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  1. 10th November 2012, 05:21 PM #1
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    two guys walk in to a bar. the first one says to the barman "i'd like some H2O". the second man says "that sounds good.

    I'll have some H2O too". the second man died,
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    two guys walk in to a bar. the first one says to the barman "i'd like some H2O". the second man says "that sounds good.

    I'll have some H2O too". the second man died,


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    Just in case the joke died for you too here is the explanation
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    Like the one from my youth

    Poor old Jim he is no more
    what he thought was H2O
    was really H2SO4

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    t"wo guys walk in to a bar. the first one says to the barman "i'd like some H2O". the second man says "that sounds good.

    I'll have some H2O too". the second man died,"

    No wonder I was always getting it wrong. I have always said

    two guys walk in to a bar. the first one says to the barman "i'd like some H2O". the second man says "that sounds good.

    I'll have some H2O as well". the second man died,

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