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    In an effort to cut national spending, David Cameron, the British PM, has announced he intends to make it more difficult to claim benefits.

    From next Monday the forms will be printed in English.
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    Tom

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    Ouch!
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    That'll trick 'em...............
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    Maybe Gillard should do the same - save a bloody fortune
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    Beat me to the punch Rodgera

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    What a brilliant idea! That is exactly what we need to do in California.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Maybe Gillard should do the same - save a bloody fortune
    Yeah like 5%.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Yeah like 5%.
    Always the mathematician

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Yeah like 5%.
    Not if you include the Millions that are exported to overseas residents as pensions - oh yee of little faith
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    Let's make it 10% then.

    Stopping people from taking their surfboards or prams into Centerlink will be a lot more effective. Don't you think?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    Let's make it 10% then.

    Stopping people from taking their surfboards or prams into Centerlink will be a lot more effective. Don't you think?
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