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  1. 26th September 2006, 02:39 PM #1
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    Default Hospital Enquiry

    A woman called a local hospital.
    "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a family member is doing better."
    The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
    "Sarah Finkel, room 302."
    "I'll connect you with the nursing station.
    "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?
    "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
    "Are you a family member?"
    "Yes, Yes I am.."
    "Hold on.. let me look at her records... Mrs. Finkel is doing very well.
    In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine.
    She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, looks like Dr. Cohen is going to send her home very soon!"
    The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"
    The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a sister or perhaps an aunt..?"
    "Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302!.. and NOBODY here ever tells me anything!!"
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  2. 26th September 2006, 04:59 PM #2
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    How true!

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  3. 26th September 2006, 09:28 PM #3
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    Tell me about it
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  4. 26th September 2006, 09:57 PM #4
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    Very good cliff LOL
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  5. 27th September 2006, 10:08 AM #5
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    Nice one Cliff
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