Pacific Island Rescue

[Rodgera]

Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island.
Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then
proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance
of survival.

When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed,
"This island is uninhabited. There is no food, and there's no water.
We are going to die!"

The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane,
folded his arms and responded, "No we're not. I make over $250,000 a
year."

The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. "Listen, we are on
an uninhabited island. There is no food, no water. We are going to
die!"

The other man, unruffled, again responded. "No, I make over $250,000
a year."

The first man, taken aback with such an answer, again repeated "For
the last time, I'm telling you we ARE doomed. There is NO one else
on this island. There is NO food. There is NO water. We are, I
repeat, going to die a slow death."

"Don't make me say this again. I make over $250,000 per year, I am a
Baptist, and I tithe. MY PASTOR WILL FIND US!"

[rrich]

Unfortunately so true.