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21st September 2007, 01:18 PM #1
What we really mean when we say..
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."
Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."
Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now.
Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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21st September 2007, 06:29 PM #2
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What we really mean
Like the man said - I have never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I have woken up with a few.
Barry Hicks
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22nd September 2007, 12:56 AM #3
And isn't it amazing how they get so much better looking near last call for drinks?
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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22nd September 2007, 06:53 AM #4
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What we really mean
Seems like an international problem Joe.
Barry Hicks