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Thread: Say Something Positive
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7th November 2010, 06:00 AM #1
Say Something Positive
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old
woman. My face is all wrinkled, every thing else is either sagging or
bloated. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to
make me feel better about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at
Morris Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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