The Wisdom Of Our Time...?

[Barry Hicks]

It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of smart?

You are not drunk if you can lie on the
floor without holding on.

The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.

A fool and his money can throw
a hell of a party.

When blondes have more fun,
do they know it?

Learn from your parents' mistakes:
use birth control.

Money isn't everything but it
sure keeps the kids in touch.

Time's fun when you're having flies.
...Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.

Gaseous clouds have been detected
around Uranus.

Artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity.

Gun control:
using both hands.

The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.

The latest survey shows that three
out of four people make up 75% of
the population.

[Dangermouse]

If at first you don't succeed,
Redefine success.

Every time you make something idiot proof,
Nature comes up with a better idiot.

[Toyboy]

Did you know that 75% of school leavers are mathematically challenged...
an the other 40% carn't spel.