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  1. #1
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    Default New Australian's

    A Lebanese man arrives in Sydney as a new immigrant to Australia.

    He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says 'Thank
    You Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, and giving me housing,
    Money, free medical care and free education!'

    But the passer-by says 'You are mistaken, I am Russian'

    The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. 'Thank you for having
    Such a beautiful country here in Australia !

    The person says 'I no Australian, I Vietnamese.'

    The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes
    His hand and says 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia !'

    That person puts up his hand and says 'I am from Middle East , I am not an
    Australian!

    He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, 'Are you an Australian?

    She says, 'No, I am from New Zealand !'

    He is puzzled, and asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'

    The Kiwi lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says, 'Probably at work!'

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    The Aussie's are probably on a road gang arguing who gets to hold the stop go sign.

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    we're all out in the sticks havin' fun
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    At work my arxx. Try centrelink.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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