Compliments

[MBM888]

A woman is looking at her self in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

[chambezio]

.....and that's where the black eyes came from..............