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    Although not in the dictionary, it is reported that "Lexophile" describes a person who loves sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish," and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless"


    An annual competition is held by the 'New York Times' to see who can create the best original lexophile.
    This year's submissions:


    I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.


    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.


    Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.


    This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.


    I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.


    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.


    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.


    I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.


    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.


    A will is a dead giveaway.


    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


    Police were summoned to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.


    A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.


    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.


    He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.


    When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.


    Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.


    I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.


    Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?


    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.


    When chemists die, they barium.


    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.


    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    I know similar was submitted about 6 years ago, but there are some new ones in there.
    Kryn
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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