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Thread: Happy employees.
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7th February 2009, 11:14 AM #1
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Happy employees.
Employee Happiness Kit
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
All personnel will now be required to look happy while working.
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no
cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple
priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
Attachment 95794
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
Attachment 95795
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Attachment 95796
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of
a productive work day with a smile on your face!
The Management
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7th February 2009, 12:54 PM #2
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7th February 2009, 02:36 PM #3
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Just a tad. It's like a blast furnace. North wind straight in the door. 51 and the sound of fire sirens as the brigades "step up".
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