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  1. #1
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    Default Cannibal Restaurant

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a
    fellow cannibal.




    Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

    +Toasted Tourist: $5.00


    +Broiled Missionary $10.00


    +Fried Explorer: $15.00


    +Baked/Grilled: Liberal, Labor or Greens. $100.00

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the politicians?"

    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning!!"
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    I am sure it includes ex politicians as well!

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    And once the crap is cleaned out there is hardly anything left!!!!!!

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    You can't used the head, unless you can crack a vacuum
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I hear once cleaned there all gutless to

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simplicity View Post
    I hear once cleaned there all gutless to
    No brain, no heart, no guts and no backbone - They should farm them for pet food, almost nothing to go to waste.

    Cheers

    Doug
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doug3030 View Post
    No brain, no heart, no guts and no backbone - They should farm them for pet food, almost nothing to go to waste.

    Cheers

    Doug
    Nuh mate - use em to control ferral rabbits an foxes, kill quicker than Calicivirus!!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    One cannibal said to the other "I passed your brother the other day, blighter gave me the runs"!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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