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    Default Father of many

    A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
    The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

    The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
    The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
    The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many."
    The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
    The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
    The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
    said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards
    instead of your collar.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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